146. Nasruddin and God’s Own Guest
A dervish arrived at Nasruddin’s house one night, dressed in fine garments and wearing an impressive turban. “I come as God’s own guest,” he proclaimed loudly, “and I thank you in advance for food and drink and also a bed in which to rest.”
Without a word, Nasruddin took the dervish by the arm and led him down the street to the mosque.
“But this place is empty and cold!” shouted the dervish. “I will find no comforts here.”
“You yourself said you were God’s own guest!” replied Nasruddin. “So please make yourself at home here in God’s own house.”
This Tale is from “Tiny Tales of Nasruddin” by Laura Gibbs. The book is licensed under the CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 license. © 2019-202The2 Laura Gibbs

The Iran-Israel-US War is over the US has won.
“We totally defeated them militarily. They have some missiles left. We could wipe them out too. I think they’ve agreed to just about everything we need,” — President Trump in a CNBC interview
That is all the good news that I have today. In fact that is all the news I have today good or bad.