Missive #762

Critics rightly complained that Bob Slocum, the “hero” of Heller’s last novel, Something Happened, was really Jewish beneath his WASP trappings. Well, now Heller atones for his ethnic coverup—with a vengeance. Bruce Gold is, there is no mistaking, a Jew. A college professor and bored writer of articles and books of “fiery caution and crusading inertia,” he comes to the attention of the White House, through an old school chum on the staff there. The Washington idiots love Bruce’s turns of phrase (“Nothing succeeds as planned,” “boggle the mind”); the more imbecilic the prose, the more they adore it, and they offer him a position anywhere on the scale from “close Presidential source” to Secretary of State. (Bruce would love that, if only to crown his obsessive hatred of Henry Kissinger, whom he can’t talk about without lapsing into a wicked, galled display of Yiddish.)I think I liked this book even more than his Catch 22. I think the book is somewhat autobiographical and he treats the Gold family with Horatian satire. Wheras, he goes after the politicians and Washington society with Juvenalian satire. I think I could hear a Mark Twain echo from time to time. Recommended. The White House here plainly stands for archetypal Goyishe kup stupidity, the way the Army stood for confusion and lunacy in Catch-22, with about the same effect: a balloon-y, cartoon-y straw man of manic plenitude. But Heller’s real talents come bursting out when he’s dealing with Bruce among his own. Bruce’s old friends from Coney Island all suddenly appear—successful publishers, doctors, editors of little magazines: “Invite a Jew to the White House—and you make him your slave.” A shady garment manufacturer, Spotty Weinrock, and his practical-joke-playing doctor brother, Murshie, are hilarious, Mel-Brooksian portraits. And the book positively sings when Bruce is at table with his family. There’s his octogenarian father, whom everyone wants to ship down to a Miami Beach condominium, but who refuses to leave—he couldn’t bear to forgo the pleasure of noodging his grown children with 80 years’ worth of stored-up contrariness and belittling. And there’s older brother Sid, plus five sisters, who’ve been put on earth (as Bruce sees it) to make him feel like dreck, but in a “nice” way. If this nearly plotless book doesn’t add up, all the big pieces provide a great, sloppy, assaulting, impolite comic energy. Heller’s loose now, less focused and taking different sorts of risks; here he’s flagrantly, Yiddishiy Jewish, taking us deep into familial dread and laughter. — Kirkus Reviews

Trump’s problem is credibility. No world leaders respect him nor trust him, and this is a major factor now with the Iranians, who simply consider Trump to be a clown at best or a dangerous, insecure child at worst – ready to burn the family house down just to get the attention that he craves. Nothing he says is taken seriously, as Tehran knows all along that Trump is always creating distractions while he is listening to his generals’ latest crackpot ideas about invasion. While Trump panics, Iran moves at a painfully slow, measured pace – confident about itself, its history and its destiny. Iran thinks long term and about how the world will judge it, also keeping in mind negotiating with the next U.S. administration. As an ancient civilisation, they are used to thinking in terms of decades and centuries. Trump only thinks about this week’s coverage in the Wall Street Journal or New York Times. — Trump Bombing Campaign In Iran Just Sinks US Into Deeper Quagmire by Martin Jay

I think President Trump is looking to repeat history or if not repeat at least rhyme it.

The phrase “We bombed the North Vietnamese into accepting our concessions” is a reported remark by Henry Kissinger (or one of his aides) regarding Operation Linebacker II, also known as the Christmas Bombings of 1972. This campaign was a strategic bombing offensive ordered by President Richard Nixon against North Vietnam from December 18 to 29, 1972, intended to force Hanoi back to the negotiating table after peace talks had broken down.