Missive #399 Published 29 November 2024
63. Nasruddin in the Cupboard
During the night, Nasruddin heard robbers ransacking his house, so he quietly crept downstairs and hid in the cupboard. He then listened as the robbers worked their way through the house, cursing and swearing. They were not able to find anything worth stealing, and Nasruddin could tell they were getting more and more angry.Finally, one of the robbers opened the cupboard door and discovered Nasruddin there, cowering in his nightshirt.
“What are you doing in this cupboard?” the robber yelled at him.
“I’m hiding here in shame,” said Nasruddin apologetically, “because there is nothing worth stealing in my house.”