23. NASRUDDIN TAKES SIDES
Two men who were quarreling came to Nasruddin.
“Please help us, Nasruddin!” said the first man.
“We need you to judge between us!” said the second man.
The first man presented his case, and when he was done, Nasruddin exclaimed, “You’re right!”
The second man shouted, “You haven’t even listened to my side of the story!”
That man then presented his case and when he was done, Nasruddin exclaimed again, “You’re right!”
Nasruddin’s wife, who had listened to the whole thing, remarked, “They can’t both be right.”
Nasruddin looked at his wife and exclaimed with a smile, “You’re right too!”
This Tale is from “Tiny Tales of Nasruddin” by Laura Gibbs. The book is licensed under the CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 license. © 2019-2022 Laura Gibbs.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. — H. L. Mencken
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. — H. L. Mencken
I think the United States has reached democracy’s perfection. I believe that to be especially true since all the Democrats and RINOs have been warning us that to elect Trump will be the death of democracy.